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March 05 Kosherpages launches 

December 05 - KP goes national.

June 06 - KP launches business networking events

January 07 - 1st B2B tradeshow

January 08 - 1st Kosher Lifestyle Show

August 08 - Parent & child networking event at the Odeon Manchester

September 08
- Launch of new film review section

September 08 - KP announces The Fed as chosen charity for this year

November 08 - Launch of new Medical Blog By Dr. Martin Harris

March 09 - Kosher Lifestyle Show Manchester

March 09 - Launch of The Kosher Brochure

May 10 - New Owners of KosherPages

June 10 - New look KosherPages

July 10 - KosherPages expands to include Jewish communities nation wide

July 10 - Pick of the Week is introduced to KosherPages - A joke, a quote, a Dvar Torah and more

August 10 - KosherPages now has a Facebook group - come and join us!

November 10 - Your health matters is added to KosherPages

November 10 - New addition to KosherPages - Kosher Fitness column

January 11 - KosherPages introduces "Your Pix" to Pick of the Week

July 11 - Safety First section is added to KosherPages

November 11 - The KosherPages Facebook group reaches 1,000 members

November 11 - KosherPages introduces the monthly competition

March 12 - KosherPages introduces new style "Shabbos Times & More" email. Click here to subscribe.

 

 

 

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When a fly lands in a cup of coffee!

Thursday, 17th August 2017

 

When a fly lands in a cup of coffee!

The ITALIAN - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

 

The GERMAN - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of 

coffee.

 

The FRENCHMAN - takes the fly out and drinks the coffee.

 

The CHINESE - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

 

The RUSSIAN - drinks the coffee with the fly since it was extra with no charge.

 

The ISRAELI - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

 

The PALESTINIAN - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

 

Retired people ...

Wednesday, 9th August 2017

"Working people frequently ask us retired folk what we do to make our days interesting.

Well, for example, just the other day my wife and I went into town
and visited a shop, browsing for a while.

When we came out, there was a parking meter cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I got angry with him.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
worn-out tires. So Liz called him a monster.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with
the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about ten minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Just then ... our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of
the sticker on the back window:

"Down with
Israel --- I support Hamas".

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. 
It's important at our age."

Jewber!

Tuesday, 1st August 2017

 

JEWBER - click the image below to watch this funny video!

Eating meat!

Thursday, 27th July 2017

Husband!

Wednesday, 19th July 2017

 

 

Dreams

Thursday, 13th July 2017

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace! What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said. 

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his delighted wife. She opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

Man Flu!

Thursday, 6th July 2017

 

 

Click the "Man Flu" logo below to find out more!!!!

 

Laurel and Hardy dance - Hebrew style

Friday, 30th June 2017

Laurel and Hardy dance - Hebrew style

 

Correct punctuation!

Wednesday, 21st June 2017

An English professor wrote the words: 
"A woman without her man is nothing" 
On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. 
All of the males in the class wrote: 
"A woman, without her man, is nothing." 
All the females in the class wrote: 
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."   

Driving!

Thursday, 15th June 2017

Abe was driving down the North Circular Road when he gets pulled over by a policeman. 

Walking up to Abe's car, the policeman says, "I've come to tell you that your wife fell out your car some 2 miles back." 

Abe replies, "Thank goodness, I thought I'd gone deaf."

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