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Chinese Jews

Thursday, 24th June 2010

Yitzhak and Moshe were eating in a Chinese restaurant in London.
"Yitzhak," asked Moshe, "Are there any Jews in China?"
"I don't know," Yitzhak replied. "Why don't you ask the waiter? I'd be surprised if there were no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."
When the waiter came by, Moshe asked, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and went back to the kitchen.
The waiter returned a few minutes later and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Moshe asked.
"I ask everyone," the waiter replied. "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews!"

 

Last meal ...

Wednesday, 16th June 2010

Antonio, Jacques, and Chaim are about to be executed and they are offered to choose their last meal.
Antonio asks for a Pepperoni Pizza which he is served. Immediately following the meal he is executed.
Jacques asks for Boeuf Bourgignon which he is served. He too is then promptly executed.
Chaim requests a plate of strawberries.
"Strawberries?"
"Yes," replies Chaim, "strawberries."
"But they are out of season."
"Nu, so…… I'll wait . . . ."
 

The Good Marriage

Thursday, 10th June 2010

At the Marriage Marathon event to celebrate Abe's upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, the Rabbi asked Abe to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years.

The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions."
 
The Rabbi inquired trips to where?
 
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
 
The Rabbi then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Abe. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?"
 
Abe replied, "I'm going to go and bring her back."

The man will pay £2...

Monday, 7th June 2010

 

The man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs, whereas the woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. She marries him expecting him to change (but he doesn't), whereas he marries her expecting that she won't change (but she does).

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