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March 05 Kosherpages launches 

December 05 - KP goes national.

June 06 - KP launches business networking events

January 07 - 1st B2B tradeshow

January 08 - 1st Kosher Lifestyle Show

August 08 - Parent & child networking event at the Odeon Manchester

September 08
- Launch of new film review section

September 08 - KP announces The Fed as chosen charity for this year

November 08 - Launch of new Medical Blog By Dr. Martin Harris

March 09 - Kosher Lifestyle Show Manchester

March 09 - Launch of The Kosher Brochure

May 10 - New Owners of KosherPages

June 10 - New look KosherPages

July 10 - KosherPages expands to include Jewish communities nation wide

July 10 - Pick of the Week is introduced to KosherPages - A joke, a quote, a Dvar Torah and more

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November 10 - Your health matters is added to KosherPages

November 10 - New addition to KosherPages - Kosher Fitness column

January 11 - KosherPages introduces "Your Pix" to Pick of the Week

July 11 - Safety First section is added to KosherPages

November 11 - The KosherPages Facebook group reaches 1,000 members

November 11 - KosherPages introduces the monthly competition

March 12 - KosherPages introduces new style "Shabbos Times & More" email. Click here to subscribe.




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Photo Express

Thursday, 13th September 2018

Is this yours?

Thursday, 6th September 2018

Lost phones!

Thursday, 30th August 2018


A long flight

Thursday, 16th August 2018

A lawyer and an elderly Hasidic man are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Hasidim are so dumb that he could get over on them easily. So the lawyer asks the Hasid if he would like to play a fun game.

The old Hasidic man is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. You ask me a question and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500".

This catches the Hasidic man's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?" The elderly Hasid doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now it's the Hasid's turn. He asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down the hill with four?"

The lawyer is stumped, so he uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Internet. He sends emails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Hasidic man and hands him $500. The old Hasid pockets the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes up the elderly man and asks "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The Hasid shrugs, reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.


Thursday, 9th August 2018


My kids have been throwing Scrabble tiles at each other again. 

It's all fun and games until someone loses an i.

Space mission

Friday, 3rd August 2018

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American shouted at her , 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'


A few quick jokes!

Thursday, 26th July 2018


The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, "Window or aisle?"
I replied, "Window or you'll what?"



I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage.
I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.
He said, "You don't have much of a case."



I just went on a so called 'Once in a lifetime holiday'
I'm never going to do that again.



Why oh why do people run out of the sea when it starts to rain?

And that’s when the fight started!

Thursday, 19th July 2018

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her somewhere expensive…… So I took her to the petrol station!

And that’s when the fight started!

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my High School reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked: “Do you know her?”

“Yes”, I sighed, “she’s my old girlfriend. I understand that she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear that she hasn’t been sober since.”

“My GOSH”, said my wife, “Who would think that a person could go on celebrating for so long???”

And that’s when the fight started!

Computers are down!

Friday, 6th July 2018

The balloon family

Friday, 29th June 2018

Mummy, daddy and baby balloon.

Every night baby balloon gets in bed with mummy and daddy balloon .

One day daddy balloon says ‘you’re too old now to keep getting in bed with us , you must stay in your own bed all night.

Baby balloon agrees.

That night, baby balloon gets up and tries to get in bed with mummy and daddy balloon but he can’t fit.

So he lets some air out of Daddy balloon , tries to squeeze in between them but still can’t fit.

So he lets some air out of mummy balloon but still can’t fit.

So he lets some air out of himself and then he finds he can fit between them just nice. In the morning, daddy balloon looks across at Mummy balloon , looks at their son lying between them and says ‘ well son I’m really disappointed in you, you’ve let me down , you’ve let your mum down but worst of all’ve let yourself down



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